Motorola's Ninth Anniversary Party

Hello Moto! Here are some pictures of those celebs celebrating their RAZR phones. Why? Or why not?

Kelly Clarkson performed at the event.

Brittany Murphy and her husband Simon Monjak attended and basically made out the whole time. He's a looker, ain't he?

Audrina Partridge made an appearance sans BFF Lauren Conrad. Since Audrina has broken off her two year on-again/off-again relationship with "Justin Bobby," she has supposedly been canoodling with model Tyson Paige. LC herself may have had a recent hookup with Wisteria Lane's resident gay teen, Shawn Pyfrom.

Dave Annable showed up and so did his rumored hookup...

Emily VanCamp, Dave's sister on "Brothers and Sisters". It's pretty weird when you think about fake brother and sister hooking up because you still feel like they are really brother and sister. Kind of like Greg and Marcia Brady's behind the scenes relationship that took place between the sheets, as well as Greg and stepmom Carol Brady's relationship off-camera. And also Julia McNamara and her son Matt McNamara on "Nip/Tuck" hooked up for quite a while in real life. That's just plain gross.

Although my heart really belonged to Noel, I couldn't resist putting up this recent picture of Scott Speedman who played Ben on "Felicity".

Ok, now this is listed on WireImage as Chyna. I'm pretty damn sure that this is Khloe Kardashian. I mean, I can see the resemblance and where they got confused. But damn, I would stab someone if they ever compared me to Chyna. Seriously, she was a wrestler. She's HUGE!

Now this is Chyna... (By the way, she legally changed her name to Chyna today. Why this is breaking news, I don't know? Regardless, she is officially Chyna now.)

Photos: WireImage

Brangelina, Bennifer, and Calohn...

If I get my wish and start dating John Krasinski, our couple nickname would be "Calohn". What would you and your significant other's nickname be? Find out with USA Today's Nickname-o-Matic.

Despite all the Anna Nicole coverage, other things are going on in the world. Here are some highlights:

- Scarlett Johansson is now being linked with another hot guy in Hollywood... Ryan Reynolds. They have been seen eating together several times in Manhattan and one source says, "They were definitely holding hands." Reynolds and his fiancee of three years, Alanis Morissette, ended their engagement in February.

- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy have been seen canoodling various places recently. I can see the connection there. At least he always has somebody to borrow eyeliner from.

- The Live Earth lineup has been announced. Tickets are available starting Monday, April 16. Kanye West, Kelly Clarkson, and Bon Jovi are among the acts. Red Hot Chili Peppers will only be playing in London. Speaking of charitable causes, anybody want to buy me a ticket to London?

- Snoop Dogg was charged with two felonies today for his arrests for gun and drug possession. He could be in jail for four years if convicted. For shizzle.

- He may as well just rent a cell. Jason Wahler of "Laguna Beach" was arrested AGAIN on Sunday morning. This is the fourth time he has been arrested in nine months. He was arrested in a Seattle hotel after police found him "very intoxicated" and wrestling with another male in the lobby.

- "Dancing with the Stars" host Samantha Harris is expecting a baby.

- Elisabeth Shue has been practicing her moves on the tennis court. The actress, who most of our generation knows from Adventures in Babysitting, hopes to one day compete professionally. She says, "I've been training so hard, now I feel like more of a tennis player than an actress."

Photo by: Dan Steinberg / AP; Kristian Dowling / Getty