Meredith Grey Gets Hitched!

- Ellen Pompeo wed music producer Chris Ivery Friday in a small ceremony down at city hall in New York City.

- Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon spent a cozy weekend together in Napa Valley. I still don't believe these two are dating. I may be blinded by my love for him, but I just don't think it's true.

- Brace yourselves... Here is some disgusting gossip. Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis showed up to the Frederic Fekkai Salon on Saturday to get a haircut. His hair was so greasy that the stylists put gloves on to wash and cut his hair. A source told Page Six, "[Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely." Ugh, that is just sick! I guess he is just living up to his nickname, but at some point this dude must take a shower.

- Jon Bon Jovi's next career move might be a run for New Jersey Governor. I can just see the campaign now: "Whoooaa Livin' on a prayer. Take my hand. We'll make it, I swear, ooohh WHOA! - Vote Jon Bon Jovi, Governor of New Jersey."

- Kevin Federline has requested another emergency hearing as a result of Britney's recent reckless driving, running a red light with their kids in the car. In related news, Britney might be addicted to lipo. Maybe if she held off on those five trips a day to Starbucks, she might not have to get lipo so much.

- Nancy Grace has been hospitalized due to complications from her pregnancy. She gave birth to twins on November 4.

- Ellen Degeneres will not tape in NYC next week. It's a shame because she always puts on a good show in the Big Apple. Could this have anything to do with that scathing letter she received from the Writers Guild of America, East?

- Entertainment Weekly announced their 100 Greatest TV Icons of All Time this week. Go here to see the full list. I'm a little disappointed that Roseanne didn't make the top ten (she was 11), but here are the top ten anyway:

1. Johnny Carson
2. Lucille Ball
3. Oprah Winfrey
4. Bill Cosby
5. Walter Cronkite
6. Carol Burnett
7. Mary Tyler Moore
8. Jerry Seinfeld
9. Homer Simpson
10. Dick Clark

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John Mayer, New Girlfriend BFF with Meredith Grey?

John Mayer and girlfriend Minka Kelly attended the New York Knicks vs. Miami Heat game last night with... Ellen Pompeo and fiance Christopher Ivery? That's an odd double date!

The lovebirds did find time to get all googly-eyed during the game.

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Paris Hilton arrested...again

Paris Hilton was arrested last night after cops spotted her speeding, then discovered she was driving with a suspended license. She was also arrested on September 7, 2006 and pled no contest to a DUI. Since she has violated her probation, Paris could spend up to 90 days in jail. Or... Daddy Hilton will drop thousands of dollars to keep his daughter out of jail and buy her a brand new Bentley to keep her on the road. Bravo to money.

- Wolfgang Puck might have given celebrities Hepatitis A. He has been employing an infected server for fourteen parties this month, but only four parties remain in question. With 26-45 guests at each party, that is a lot of people he could have infected. But since most people in Hollywood share needles, I'm guessing they probably already had it.

- Kate Walsh, aka Addison on "Grey's Anatomy", will be getting her own spin-off from the show. The rest of the cast is pissed. Apparently, Ellen Pompeo, aka Meredith aka Whiny Bitch, feels she should have been consulted on the issue. Why? Because she is a star! Also, Katherine Heigl, aka Izzie, is upset because she thought she was the one that was going to get her own show. Is it just me, or is Katherine crying about something in the press every single week? So sorry you didn't get your own show, girl, but I think you can manage with your $20,000 an episode.

- Liev Schreiber confirmed on last night's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" that he and girlfriend Naomi Watts are expecting. He also confirmed that they will not be naming their child Liev, as it is too hard to pronounce. Thank you because I had to spell check that like six times.