And thank you, Ryan Seacrest, for lifting your leg to the Emmys and soiling upon the legacy that has been so gloriously created by comedic greats like Conan O'Brien and Johnny Carson. Stick to radio. You sucked. I like how awkward you made things when you would tell a joke about a person and then ask, "Why are you so pissed?" We are pissed because you exist and insist upon taking over every second of our television and radio entertainment, Seacrest.
Congrats to 30 Rock on the Outstanding Comedy Series win! The whole event though was lacking in any kind of excitement. I was bored. And if I was bored, then I know all of you were miserable. How many awards can there be for a miniseries or made-for-TV movie? Geez! To see the full list of winners, go here.
And now for the Second Annual Pop Guru Fashion Awards!
Best Dressed:
Katherine Heigl
Eva Longoria
Portia de Rossi
Heidi Klum
Marcia Cross - I am so obsessed with these earrings!!
Worst Dressed:
Debra Messing - I like you, Deb, but you never really get the fashion right.
Kyra Sedgwick - This is just plain rough, girl. You should have looked in the mirror before you left the house.
America Ferrera - Perhaps you should have worn your magical pants because I don't like the way this looks on you.
Hayden Panettiere - Am I at The Nutcracker? Are sugar plum fairies hiding under your skirt waiting to come out and spread cheer?
Vanessa Williams - I know the Emmys were green this year, but you can leave the foliage at home, Nessa.
Worst Side Pony:
Kate Walsh
Worst Overdose on Collagen:
Lisa Rinna - Seriously. It's time to stop.
Worst Host Ever:
Ryan Seacrest - Go away!
Photos: Wireimage
