Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - After Party

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show after party took place at the Renaissance Hotel in Los Angeles last night. Here are some pictures from the event.

I see London, I see France, I see... Oh, wait. Heidi isn't wearing underpants.

Eva Longoria and Hayden Panettiere - I doubt these two are BFF.

Eva and hair stylist Ken Paves. I wonder what his real face used to look like.

Hayden and some guy named Evan Ross.

Apparently Hayden and Evan like to snuggle. She recently broke up with "Laguna Beach" alum Stephen Colletti, so maybe this is her new man.

Mel B and her husband Stephen Belafonte get it on at the after party.

Photos: WireImage

And the Emmy goes to...

Pop Guru for being AWESOME! Thank you, thank you. It's an honor to even be nominated.

And thank you, Ryan Seacrest, for lifting your leg to the Emmys and soiling upon the legacy that has been so gloriously created by comedic greats like Conan O'Brien and Johnny Carson. Stick to radio. You sucked. I like how awkward you made things when you would tell a joke about a person and then ask, "Why are you so pissed?" We are pissed because you exist and insist upon taking over every second of our television and radio entertainment, Seacrest.

Congrats to 30 Rock on the Outstanding Comedy Series win! The whole event though was lacking in any kind of excitement. I was bored. And if I was bored, then I know all of you were miserable. How many awards can there be for a miniseries or made-for-TV movie? Geez! To see the full list of winners, go here.

And now for the Second Annual Pop Guru Fashion Awards!

Best Dressed:


Katherine Heigl


Eva Longoria


Portia de Rossi


Heidi Klum


Marcia Cross - I am so obsessed with these earrings!!


Worst Dressed:


Debra Messing - I like you, Deb, but you never really get the fashion right.


Kyra Sedgwick - This is just plain rough, girl. You should have looked in the mirror before you left the house.


America Ferrera - Perhaps you should have worn your magical pants because I don't like the way this looks on you.



Hayden Panettiere - Am I at The Nutcracker? Are sugar plum fairies hiding under your skirt waiting to come out and spread cheer?


Vanessa Williams - I know the Emmys were green this year, but you can leave the foliage at home, Nessa.

Worst Side Pony:


Kate Walsh

Worst Overdose on Collagen:


Lisa Rinna - Seriously. It's time to stop.

Worst Host Ever:


Ryan Seacrest - Go away!

Photos: Wireimage

Inappropriate Pictures of Teens and, of course, Britney Spears

Uhhh... Does anyone else feel like they might be arrested for looking at this photo? I mean, really! I think of Zac Efron, star of Hairspray and Disney movie High School Musical, as a minor... A minor whose six-pack I should not be staring at. I know he is 19, but it still feels very inappropriate since he usually plays adolescents. I can't believe Disney ever let this go to press. Walt is rolling over in his grave at this very moment.


- Kevin Federline filed for primary physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline today. I'm guessing with the latest Us Weekly cover submitted as evidence, he'll take home those kids for good, as well as any kids within a fifteen mile radius of Britney. The latest scandal for ol' Britney is getting wasted and swimming in a hot tub topless while making out with 21-year-old college student Matt Encinias. Britney just gets classier every second. To see some pictures of this sacred moment, click here. Oh, yeah... She crashed into a parked car this week, too.

- Scary Spice Melanie Brown wed boyfriend Stephen Belafonte in Las Vegas on June 6. She kept that relatively secret, unlike her recent love affair with the media regarding baby daddy Eddie Murphy.

- Amy Winehouse is being treated for exhaustion. Because canceling show after show after show can really take a lot of a performer.

- The new Bachelor is "Southern gentleman" Brad Womack from Texas. And I'm absolutely certain ABC will portray him as a smart, well-educated person. That's how every Southerner is portrayed on reality shows. We have so much to be proud of.

- The MTV Video Music Awards nominees have been announced.

- Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton are expecting their second child together.

- Sara Gilbert, better known as Darlene on "Roseanne", gave birth to a baby girl named Sawyer this week. She and partner Allison Adler also have a son, Levi Hank.

- TMZ is counting down the days until Hayden Panettiere turns 18. Time as of this posting: 12 days, 1 hour, 47 minutes, and 29 seconds.

- I totally get what Kate Hudson sees in Dax Shepherd. Guys who wear headbands are such hot commodities...


Photos: Rolling Stone, Us Weekly, Edward Herrera / ABC, INFdaily.com