Dennis Quaid Files Lawsuit, Britney Spears Almost Edged Out, and Another Nose Job

Dennis Quaid and his wife Kimberly filed a lawsuit for $50,000 today against the makers of Heparin. Their newborn twins were accidentally given large quantities of the blood thinner in which they "suffered and will continue to suffer injuries of a pecuniary nature." The babies, Zoe Grace and Thomas Boone, are now at home with their parents.

- Britney Spears almost skipped out on her $500,000 shoot for her song "Pieces of Me". Her record company, Jive Records, expected something like this might happen so they told newcomer Samantha Jade to be on call to use the shoot for her "Eyes on Me" single. However when Brit Brit got wind of this, she hauled her ass down to the shoot and managed to pump out a video. I guess the only thing that will make Britney live up to her promises is the promise that a hotter, younger popstar is going to steal her spotlight.

- Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony had a scare yesterday when a suspicious individual wearing a Star Wars t-shirt with a bunch of cds rang their doorbell and left a package on their doorstep. Cops determined the individual wasn't a threat and he was not arrested. The Anthonys were not at home during the incident.

- High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale got herself a new schnoz last Friday, citing a "deviated septum" as the only reason for the plastic surgery. Mmmhmmmm....

- Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers will perform during the Super Bowl halftime show on February 3.

- Christina Aguilera supposedly wants to name her baby boy Jackson Jake Bratman and call him "J.J." I'm not a fan...

- "Gossip Girl" Leighton Meester is denying reports that she and costar Chace Crawford cozying up offset, but she admits the two are "really close."

- No more Sex and the City: The Movie pictures for you! The cast had an official wrap party at the Royalton Hotel. What will Sarah Jessica Parker do next? Better yet, what will Kim Cattrall do? Hopefully she won't be forced to star in Ice Princess 2: Cold as Ice.

- Patrick Dempsey: Fashion Model? Dempsey has been chosen to be the new model for Versace's spring/summer collection.

- Bill Clinton has a thing for Penelope Cruz.

- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have lost her role as Alice in a live-action sequel to Alice in Wonderland to Maggie Grace from "Lost".

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It's Official... J-Lo is Knocked Up!

Jennifer Lopez confirmed (or stated the obvious) last night that she is pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. The couple were onstage at a Miami concert when J-Lo decided to give the not-so-surprising announcement. She said, "This is a special time in our lives and we waited until the last show to tell you." When asked what she will be doing during her pregnancy, J-Lo responded, "Eatin' Susie's chips...bidi bidi bom bom (picture me turning)." It was a very odd moment.

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"Nip/Tuck" is back... And so is Pop Guru

Yo yo yo!!! After The Guru's very long hiatus, I'm back and ready to dish!

- The boys from McNamara/Troy are back and have taken up shop in Los Angeles! I can't wait to see what Season Five of "Nip/Tuck" has in store for us. It premieres tonight at 10pm on F/X. Expect lots of kooks and superficial desires. And sex. This is Christian Troy we are talking about. Guest stars this season: Oliver Platt, Bradley Cooper, and...sigh... Rosie O'Donnell.

- Britney Spears just lost custody of her kids again. Honestly, just put that trailer on wheels and head back down south. I've completely lost interest in her life, in the same way Britney has lost interest in her offspring.

- "The Hills" had their special Big Apple episode last night and I couldn't help but notice a moonlight dinner at Da Silvano was absent from the half-hour. Since I scooped them on their filming a couple months ago, I guess they felt the leak was too huge to include in the show.

- Speaking of "The Hills", there has been lots of talk of the show being fake or scripted. Um, duh. That's what makes it so delightful! Constantly wondering if Heidi and Spencer really did accidentally show up at the same restaurant as Lauren or if the producers set it up is all the fun of the show. Among the lies:

1) Heidi doesn't really work at Bolthouse Productions. WHAT?! Are you telling me that she didn't really get a promotion, too?
2) Audrina also doesn't work at Sony BMG.
3) When Lauren goes on the date with Gavin the model, she has on red nail polish. When she gets home, the polish disappears and her hair is magically curlier as she calls Brody.
4) And about that date with Gavin the model... Yeah, the producers got him to ask Lauren out. Here is his interview with Best Week Ever where he dishes all about his time on "The Hills".

- Pregnant Nicole Richie was seen smoking at two NYC restaurants, including Da Silvano. Damn it! I can't believe I missed that! But really, Nicole, bravo on the parenting. I see you've taken some lessons from Ms. Spears.

- Angelina Jolie and Cate Blanchett might be pregnant... Seeing as we haven't even gotten a confirmation from Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez yet, it may be a while until anything is confirmed on this new baby speculation.

- Despite reports that Jay Leno might stick around when his contract is up, Jeff Zucker, head of NBC, says Leno will hit the road and Conan O'Brien will take over "The Tonight Show" in 2009 as originally planned.

- Now Coolio is getting his own reality show? This is really getting out of hand. I totally forgot he even existed. That isn't to say I won't watch...

- I saw Dan in Real Life this week and I highly recommend it. The only thing wrong with this movie is the mere existence of Dane Cook, which is also what is wrong with the world.

- Apparently Fergie thinks she is Jem...



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The envelope please...

Hola people! I hope you enjoyed last night's ceremony. I'm exhausted from staying up and watching the entire Academy Awards and some press conferences afterwards, but we all suffer for our art, right? If you couldn't keep your eyes open long enough to see who won, here is a rundown of the biggest categories:

Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Best Supporting Actor: Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine (There is a God. So sorry, Eddie.)
Best Actress: Helen Mirren, The Queen
Best Actor: Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Best Director: Martin Scorsese, The Departed
Best Motion Picture: The Departed

The only real surprise for me was Alan Arkin. When I saw Francis Ford Coppola, George Lucas, and Steven Spielberg come down to present the Best Director Award, I knew Marty had won. Congrats to him, as this is long over due. I thought Ellen Degeneres did an alright job; nothing really had me doubled over in laughter. However, I really did enjoy the singing by Will Ferrell, Jack Black, and John C. Reilly.

But y'all don't really care about that crap, do you? You want to know who wore the best dresses. Now, what you have all been waiting for.......... Callie's Fashion Coverage of The 79th Annual Academy Awards!!!!!

Best Dressed:

5. Maggie Gyllenhaal in a Proenza Schouler dress - A lot of you will probably disagree with me on this, but I thought it looked great as she walked on stage. And she had the best one-shoulder of the night - a look so many people were wearing and something you can expect me to be bringing back from freshman year of college as well.


4. Cate Blanchett in a Giorgio Armani Prive dress


3. Reese Witherspoon in a Nina Ricci dress (she has been wearing her a lot lately)


2. Jennifer Lopez in a Marchesa dress - I can't stand her and I have no idea why she keeps showing up at these award shows, but I would totally wear this dress...while simultaneously looking fabulous!


1. Jessica Biel in an Oscar de la Renta dress - Who says you can't wear a flashy color to The Oscars?


Worst Dressed:

5. Jennifer Hudson in Oscar de la Renta - Love the dress, but shrug not needed.


4. Nicole Kidman in a Balenciaga dress- We all knew it was wrong when Charlize Theron showed up with her own built-in pillow, so why must you repeat that horror?


3. Beyonce in an Armani Prive dress - I don't like it and I don't like you.


2. Kirsten Dunst - You are not elderly.


1. Anne Hathaway - Like I told Hilary Swank after The Golden Globes, there is absolutely no need to giftwrap yourself for the occasion. You aren't jumping out of a cake.


And The Oddest Couple of the Night Award goes to............................

Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice and Kelly Osbourne - This picture creeps me out. How do either of them benefit from this friendship?


Enjoy! I look forward to your commentary. I have to actually do some work now, people. Peace out.

Killa

Pictures courtesy of People and TMZ.