"Nip/Tuck" is back... And so is Pop Guru

Yo yo yo!!! After The Guru's very long hiatus, I'm back and ready to dish!

- The boys from McNamara/Troy are back and have taken up shop in Los Angeles! I can't wait to see what Season Five of "Nip/Tuck" has in store for us. It premieres tonight at 10pm on F/X. Expect lots of kooks and superficial desires. And sex. This is Christian Troy we are talking about. Guest stars this season: Oliver Platt, Bradley Cooper, and...sigh... Rosie O'Donnell.

- Britney Spears just lost custody of her kids again. Honestly, just put that trailer on wheels and head back down south. I've completely lost interest in her life, in the same way Britney has lost interest in her offspring.

- "The Hills" had their special Big Apple episode last night and I couldn't help but notice a moonlight dinner at Da Silvano was absent from the half-hour. Since I scooped them on their filming a couple months ago, I guess they felt the leak was too huge to include in the show.

- Speaking of "The Hills", there has been lots of talk of the show being fake or scripted. Um, duh. That's what makes it so delightful! Constantly wondering if Heidi and Spencer really did accidentally show up at the same restaurant as Lauren or if the producers set it up is all the fun of the show. Among the lies:

1) Heidi doesn't really work at Bolthouse Productions. WHAT?! Are you telling me that she didn't really get a promotion, too?
2) Audrina also doesn't work at Sony BMG.
3) When Lauren goes on the date with Gavin the model, she has on red nail polish. When she gets home, the polish disappears and her hair is magically curlier as she calls Brody.
4) And about that date with Gavin the model... Yeah, the producers got him to ask Lauren out. Here is his interview with Best Week Ever where he dishes all about his time on "The Hills".

- Pregnant Nicole Richie was seen smoking at two NYC restaurants, including Da Silvano. Damn it! I can't believe I missed that! But really, Nicole, bravo on the parenting. I see you've taken some lessons from Ms. Spears.

- Angelina Jolie and Cate Blanchett might be pregnant... Seeing as we haven't even gotten a confirmation from Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez yet, it may be a while until anything is confirmed on this new baby speculation.

- Despite reports that Jay Leno might stick around when his contract is up, Jeff Zucker, head of NBC, says Leno will hit the road and Conan O'Brien will take over "The Tonight Show" in 2009 as originally planned.

- Now Coolio is getting his own reality show? This is really getting out of hand. I totally forgot he even existed. That isn't to say I won't watch...

- I saw Dan in Real Life this week and I highly recommend it. The only thing wrong with this movie is the mere existence of Dane Cook, which is also what is wrong with the world.

- Apparently Fergie thinks she is Jem...



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REPORTE DE I.O.P.A. en el anitour 2007

REPORTE DE I.O.P.A. en el anitour 2007
LAS FOTOS LOS VIDEOS, LOS COSPLAY, LAS INPERTINENCIAS LOS STANDS Y TODOLO QUE VISTES Y LO QUE TE PERDISTES (SI NO FUISTES) POR PERRO ^_^¿

KAKAROTO Y JOSE EN LA ENTRADA(I.O.P.A. DIJO PRESENTE AL FIN)

KAKAROTO Y (YO) MACRE EN LA ENTRADA

PUERCO FRITO CUANDO NO LO ENCONTRAMOS ENEL AVENTO





MEYMEY EN EL STAND DE ANIME SUMMONERS

ARTE DE LOS MANES DE (SHADOWS)

DONDE VOY AMANDAR A HACER MI KATANA PARA MI COSPLAY

STAN DE ANIME & MANGA STORE

por hay pongo lo demas esto es solo el inicio...........

(I.O.P.A.)
fant art by:KAKAROTO

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fant art by:moby

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fant art by:FRODO

Stalkarazzi: "Sex and the City" Style

I caught the ladies of "Sex and the City" filming a scene for their upcoming movie in front of Christie's Auction House today. I have no idea what the content of the scene is, except Samantha was not in a walking scene with the other three but she was on set. I tried to take some pictures in the two minutes I was there, but some PAs were manhandling us and forcing us to walk away which is why my pictures are blurry. Somehow I only got a good shot of Miranda, and she's the last one I wanted a picture of! I will try again tomorrow if they are back at Christie's. Enjoy!

And the Emmy goes to...

Pop Guru for being AWESOME! Thank you, thank you. It's an honor to even be nominated.

And thank you, Ryan Seacrest, for lifting your leg to the Emmys and soiling upon the legacy that has been so gloriously created by comedic greats like Conan O'Brien and Johnny Carson. Stick to radio. You sucked. I like how awkward you made things when you would tell a joke about a person and then ask, "Why are you so pissed?" We are pissed because you exist and insist upon taking over every second of our television and radio entertainment, Seacrest.

Congrats to 30 Rock on the Outstanding Comedy Series win! The whole event though was lacking in any kind of excitement. I was bored. And if I was bored, then I know all of you were miserable. How many awards can there be for a miniseries or made-for-TV movie? Geez! To see the full list of winners, go here.

And now for the Second Annual Pop Guru Fashion Awards!

Best Dressed:


Katherine Heigl


Eva Longoria


Portia de Rossi


Heidi Klum


Marcia Cross - I am so obsessed with these earrings!!


Worst Dressed:


Debra Messing - I like you, Deb, but you never really get the fashion right.


Kyra Sedgwick - This is just plain rough, girl. You should have looked in the mirror before you left the house.


America Ferrera - Perhaps you should have worn your magical pants because I don't like the way this looks on you.



Hayden Panettiere - Am I at The Nutcracker? Are sugar plum fairies hiding under your skirt waiting to come out and spread cheer?


Vanessa Williams - I know the Emmys were green this year, but you can leave the foliage at home, Nessa.

Worst Side Pony:


Kate Walsh

Worst Overdose on Collagen:


Lisa Rinna - Seriously. It's time to stop.

Worst Host Ever:


Ryan Seacrest - Go away!

Photos: Wireimage

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles -

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+ Título original: Tsubasa ReservoirChronicle

+ Clasificación:Muy variada ^^u

+ Manga: Si -ongoing Japón. Norma.

+ Anime: Si - Serán3 temporadas de 26caps cada una.

+ Mangaka yOrigen: CLAMP,japonesas

+ Valoración: 10
Si ya conocés a las CLAMP sabréis que en sus historias suelen aparecer personajes de muchos otros mangas. Pues con esta historia lo llevan al máximo siendo sus protagonistas los mismos que en Cardcaptor Sakura, aunque un poco diferentes. Pero no solo aparecen ellos, hay personajes de todas y cada una de sus series (X, Chobits, Chunyan, XXXholic...). Una buena mezcla XD

HISTORIA

Vamos a la historia: Nos encontramos en el país de Clow, que recuerda a un país de Arabia de los cuentos de las “Mil y una noches”. Xiao Lang ha vuelto de un viaje y Sakura corre a recibirlo. Pero después del encuentro y cuando Sakura estaba a punto de decir algo para lo que se pone muy roja suenan las campanas y Sakura debe volver al castillo. Xiao Lang se queda solo diciéndose que no debería sentir lo que siente.
Aclararé un poco la cosa, en esta historia Xiao Lang es hijo de un famoso arqueólogo (que curiosamente es igual al padre de Sakura en la serie de Cardcaptor Sakura) que estudió unas ruinas extrañas de ese país, pero murió, y ahora su hijo se encarga de ellas. Por otro lado, Sakura es la princesa de este país y su hermano Toya, el rey. Sakura y Xiao Lang se conocen desde pequeños y tienen los mismos sentimientos que tenían en la serie de Cardcaptor Sakura.
Bueno, sigamos con la historia. Toya descubre a Sakura que vuelve a hurtadillas y después de echarle la bronca y meterse con ella aparece Yukito (que aquí es sacerdote o consejero real) para calmar la situación. Cuando Sakura se va, Yukito y Toya hablan sobre un extraño poder que tiene ella y que Xiao Lang es la persona predestinada para ella.
Cuando Sakura está observando las extrañas ruinas que está investigando Xiao Lang, escucha un sonido y se empieza a elevar en el aire, flotando. En ese pequeño espacio de tiempo ve varias imágenes y una de ellas es a Xiao Lang golpeando con fuerza y desesperación un cristal. Al verlo reacciona y despierta sin saber qué era aquello que le ocurrió.
A la mañana siguiente decide llevarle el almuerzo a las ruinas a Xiao Lang. Al llegar ve un símbolo en el suelo, que al tocarlo una fuerte luz sale de él y ella pierde la conciencia. Luego le salen unas extrañas alas y cuando empieza a ser absorbida por el símbolo Xiao Lang la salva pero las plumas de sus alas desaparecen y entonces empieza a quedarse fría. Sin saber bien que puede hacer sale al exterior de las ruinas donde ha habido una batalla entre el Toya, Yukito y unos tipos muy raros. Toya está herido y Yukito le dice que la única manera de poder salvar a Sakura es preguntándole a la “Bruja de la dimensión”.
Yukito los manda a la dimensión en que vive esa bruja, y allí, ella le dará un ser extraño llamado Mokona con el que podrá viajar a otros mundos para buscar los recuerdos (plumas) de Sakura. En su viaje se unirán dos personajes más, Fye que lo único que no quiere es volver a su mundo, y Kurogane, que lo que quiere es volver a su mundo del que ha sido expulsado como castigo.
Pero Yuko, la bruja, le pedirá que a cambio del poder de viajar por otros mundos cada uno le dé algo muy preciado. Kurogane le entrega su espada, Fye un tatuaje que tiene en su espalda que se supone la fuente de su poder mágico y Shaoran "su relación con Sakura". Es decir, Sakura recordará muchas cosas con las plumas que vaya recuperando, pero nunca recordará a Xiao Lang. Éste acepta, y de este modo los 4 personajes se ponen en camino al primer mundo.
¿Vamos con ellos a la siguiente dimensión?
Es una serie muy original, bonita... como estamos acostumbrados de las CLAMP, una maravilla. Además resulta divertido ponerse a bucar los personajes de otras series que aparecen en cada capítulo. Solo en el primer tomo me pareción contar 16, no está mal jeje.
Como punto negativo, los 8 € de Norma por una edición que aunque es buena, no debería ser así de cara, pero en fin... ya se sabe, quien alguien quiere algo le cuesta XDCon respecto al anime, éste se ha dividido en 3 temporadas de 26 capítulos cada una. Entre temporada y temporada hay un espacio de 6 meses que sirve para darles tiempo a las CLAMP de avanzar con el manga. Ya han salido las 2 primeras temporadas y falta la 3º, pero algo me dice que el manga se va a extender más y se necesitará alguna temporada más.Hay que decir que en anime hay mucho relleno y que el manga está muchísimo mejor sobre todo cuando se compara el diseño de personajes. Lo mejor que tiene es sin ninguna duda la música de la serie de los creadores de Hack, Avenger...

Knocked Up: Halle Berry Edition

Today I was riding the elevator at work and the doors opened to reveal... Chris Hansen of NBC's "Dateline: To Catch a Predator". If ever I had a sensation to wet my pants, it was staring into those eyes that have made even the wiliest of pedophiles shake in their boots. For four solemn floors alone on an elevator with Chris Hansen, I kept thinking, "At what point are the cameras going to reveal themselves? No, little girl, I don't want any of your sweet tea!" I was terrified. Guess I didn't do anything wrong because he never even glanced over at me. Whew!

- Halle Berry is with child after being impregnated by her model beau, Gabriel Aubry.

- In other baby news, Paris Hilton is trying to catch up to Nicole Richie by popping out a few. Only problem: she isn't dating anyone. Please... That's just a minor detail. Paris says, "I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready." Perhaps you should just adopt Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. I've heard he's in need of some money.

- Drew Barrymore has been seen making out with the "I'm a Mac" guy Justin Long. That's a weird combo.

- Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have split after three unexciting years together.

- Jenna Fischer, aka Pam from "The Office", and her husband James Gunn have split after six years together.

- Commercials for the DVD release of Georgia Rule are airing minus one important component... Lindsay Lohan. She has been erased from the commercial, I'm assuming to help sales. Do you mind erasing the horrible memory I have of going to see this terrible train wreck of a movie? Don't believe the hype, people. They advertise it as a hysterical family romp - but it has a more depressing, pedophilia vibe to it. Steer clear, my friends. Heed my warning!

- Poor Owen Wilson. He has had a rough couple of weeks. The National Enquirer is now reporting that he has attempted suicide twice before his most recent effort. And his family is trying to keep Kate Hudson as far away from him as possible, and I can't say that I blame them.

- "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" starts next Thursday, September 13, on F/X at 10PM. Make sure you tune in! It's awesome, and wrong, but totally awesome!

I must now pack for the weekend and get some sleep!!

Photo: MSNBC